Disease jokes
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already at stage four!
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
Why do cheetahs have spots?
Chickenpox!
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said, “Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.”
The lady asks, “Am I pregnant?” To which the Doctor replied, “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.