Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
