Disease jokes
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
I hate school
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
"Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" "It's Dave!"
"Dave who?"
Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.