Disease jokes
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"