Disease jokes
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
My jokes are cancer.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!