Disease jokes

Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.

Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.

Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

Why was the leper hockey game canceled?

It was because of a face-off in the corner.

Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.

Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.

Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.

Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."

And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.

Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.

What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?

Ilean.

I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.

Um.

Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?

They never get old.