Disease jokes
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.