Disease jokes
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.