Disease jokes
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."