Disease jokes
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.