Disease jokes

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?

Borderline Personality Disorder.

I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.

My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.

People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

My mom told me to be positive...

I was heading to an HIV test.

Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You can hide your own Easter Eggs!

I respect cancer more than I respect depression.

At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)

Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?

Yeah, neither have they.

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.

Light it up blue 🔵