Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
Disease Jokes
What is mad cow disease?
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
