When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
