Disease

Disease jokes

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"

"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."

What did Omnicron say to Delta?

"Same race, bud, different evolution."

"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"