Disease

Disease Jokes

Hospital

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

Covid

Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."

Hive

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

Covid

When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.

Rule

The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...

Wait, where are we again?

Nut

Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.

Hupun DEEZ NUTS!

Stephen Hawking

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

Orphan

Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"

Ligma

If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)

Grandpa

Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."

Boy: "What's that?"

Grandpa: "What's what?"