Disease jokes
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.