Disease jokes
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!