Disease jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.