Disease jokes
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.