Disease

Disease jokes

When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,

You respond: "cancer."

Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

Why is he called Stephen Hawking?

Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.

My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.