if ur white and ur racist to someone dont do anything
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
So unfortunately I got kicked out of the library again because for some reason they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What do you call a racist community, America.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
