Discrimination jokes
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.