Discrimination jokes
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
Screw you, ableists!