What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
