What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, âYou ought to be arrested.â The teacher confusedly asked, âWhy?â The student explained, âBecause youâre thinking like Albert Fish.â
Screw you, ableists!
Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:
A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.
B. That men are actually treated unequally.
SO
we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they canât stand up for themselves.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.
Whatâs the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isnât retarded, and one isnât gay; the gay man is dead.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
