Discrimination jokes
Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:
A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.
B. That men are actually treated unequally.
SO
we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.