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Discrimination jokes

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green."

"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

"Get out of my store you grigger!"

"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

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    • Why do disabled people always get picked on?

    Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

    What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?

    One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.

    What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?

    What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!

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    • What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?

    Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.

    In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

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    • I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

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    • Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?

    He couldn’t stand up for himself.