Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Discomfort Jokes
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
