Discomfort jokes
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
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My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
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Community
Hello everyone, this isnt a guilt trip message before anyone says it is, this is just me telling you all, I'ma take a break for a bit, figure things out, and I'd like to formally apologize to anyone I may have hurt or made feel uncomfortable by the comments I made, mainly softstalker, this is not AI generated before anyone accuses me of AI generating this, and I will also apologize to the person I made those comments of, for the last time, I'm sorry everyone, mainly softstalker, I'll be back in maybe a month, c'yall then if you guys still get on here by then
guys guess who wants to go home bc I dont feel good!!!
y'all I am in pain help me