Unexpected answer during a prostate exam

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I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

Explanation

The joke plays on the awkwardness of a prostate exam, where the patient is vulnerable. The doctor's unexpected response, suggesting he's taking off his pants too, turns the situation into a humorous, though slightly unsettling, scenario. It's funny because it breaks the typical doctor-patient dynamic.