Discomfort jokes

I'm not saying you're annoying.

But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.

Torture

How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.

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  • My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

    Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.

    You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

    Me: I broke me bum.

    Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.