(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.
Before: Caring & Noble
After: Chernobyl
I don’t usually tell 911 jokes the usually crash and burn
People on the Titanic were Cracking Up at my jokes, so did the Titanic, No Really the Titanic Cracked In Half
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank? The lobsters in the kitchen.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
