Disaster jokes
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.