Disaster jokes
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The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
wear sweatpants.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.