Disaster jokes
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Here Comes the airplane
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.