Disaster jokes
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Well shit
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.