Disaster jokes

When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.

What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...

Plane.

I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.

What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.

Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.

My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.

The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

"Another one bites the dust."

My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?

Almost took out the whole trailer park.

There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"

Why did the plane cross the sky?

To hit the Twin Towers...

Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?

Everywhere.