Disaster jokes
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
wear sweatpants.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.