Disaster jokes
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
wear sweatpants.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.