Disaster jokes

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni and got plane.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.

What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...

Plane.

My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.

What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.

The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.