Disaster jokes
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Memes
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.