What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
