Disaster jokes
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.