Disaster jokes
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.