Disaster jokes
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.