Disaster jokes
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
Memes
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.