Disaster jokes
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
Memes
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.