Disaster jokes

Titanic hit a dimetrodon.

(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!

(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!

(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.

(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

What do you call my brother in the water?

"Tsunami."

What sank the Titanic?

GODZILLA!

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...

We can't go under it...

We can't go over it...

We have to go through it!

What do you call a titan that can't swim?

TITANic

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.

But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.

A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.