Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Disaster Jokes
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
