Disaster jokes
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."