What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
9/11.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
