Hahahaahhahahahah my joje
Sans
This is American politics that is not true
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolarbear
Lol
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
What is Stephen hawking favorite lunch-eggs and shoulders.
Why did the kid fall off the swing- he had no arms
What is Riley browns favourite game tipping over people in wheelchairs
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why don't parylized people kaugh they hate stand up comedy
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q. but still had to learn how to be disabled.
i dumed the dead disabeled persons body into a dumster full of rats
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
What is a "dad?"
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Why did people bully Steven Hawkins?
Because he couldn't stand up for him self
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
