Disabled jokes
Retards.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Your mom gay.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.