Disabled

Disabled jokes

Kid

Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?

He couldn’t stand up for himself.

Wheelchair

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

People

Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?

Ovation

I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"

I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.

Wheel

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

Wheelchair

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

Dinosaur

Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.

Accident

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.