Disabled jokes
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How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
Down syndrome and brownies.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas? AIDS.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
My brother
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What is a "dad?"