Disabled jokes
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
Sans
This is American politics that is not true.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!