Disabled jokes
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Your mom gay.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
Sans
This is American politics that is not true.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.