Disabled jokes

Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?

I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"

I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.

"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."

Why don't Chinese people play cricket?

Because they ate all the bats!

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.

Armless child: Can you give me a hand??

Me: Ok.

"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.

Sans

This is American politics that is not true.

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?

A bipolar bear.

Lol

Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

Kleenex

Depends

Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

Velcro Shoe manufacturers

Steven Hawkings Publishers

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.

What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.