What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
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Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Rueben glover is a Steven Hawkin spastic
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have a comment they both get turned on by kids
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Your mam is gay
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Most pakis are disabled.
