Disabled jokes
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
My brother
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Your mum gay.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
Ehhhhhhhh.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas? AIDS.