Disabled jokes
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
What is a "dad?"
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
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"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.