Disabled jokes
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
My brother
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
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Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
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What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Kill yourself!
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.