Disabled jokes
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Bean.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
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What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Dick.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Kill yourself!
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.
"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.
"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"
"You getting kicked out, bro?"
"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."
"Is she one of them woke bitches?"
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.