Disabled jokes
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
What is a "dad?"
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
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"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.