Disabled jokes
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
Bean.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
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What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Dick.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Kill yourself!
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas? AIDS.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."