Disabled jokes
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Retards.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Your mom gay.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
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