Disabled jokes
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What's the difference between parking a car and finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody finds out.
Yo mama!
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.