What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Retards.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.