Disabled jokes
Steven Hawking
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Retards.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!