Disabled jokes
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
Lolehenedhdbwbsidjb.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Your mum gay.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.