Disabled jokes
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Joke.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there?
Not Susie.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Hey guys, Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone, he says their name really loud.
Billy: Hey guys, I just got back from my DADS!!
Wait, what Billy?
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"