Disabled jokes
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Ajay's leg.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
Hey guys, Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone, he says their name really loud.
Billy: Hey guys, I just got back from my DADS!!
Wait, what Billy?
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.