whats the difference between Paul Walker and my computer
when my computer crashes i actually give a fuck
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I am having a shit and there nothing else to read
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If the teachers tells you stand up if your not gay and there’s that one kid in the wheelchair
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What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
This disabled kid walked up to me so I asked what disease he had. He said Lima. So I said, come again? And he said Lima nuts and I asked if that was a fruit and he said. No I'm a vegetable.
How do they execute paraplegics With the electric wheel chair
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Susie
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Why do people eat food.
Coz it tastes good lol
Hey guys Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone he says there name really loud. Billy-Hey guys I just got back from my DADS!! Wait what Billy??
Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at
She cought him having an afair with his shoulder
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeves
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner
Just ate a tasty steak
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We dunno she ain't opened it yet
