Disabled jokes
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Q: What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
A: Leukemia.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
your mom
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.