Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab
whats fat and wanks over his mom ? guy sheppard
I didn’t know Stephen Hawkins died. Oh god it must have been when I disconnected the wifi
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales"
What happens when Steven hawking dies?
Take his I pad to cash convertes
a man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs then he says to his boss, i cant handle all of this,.
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WHat store has the most vegetables... A nursing home
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ''uuuuuugghghhhgBANG''
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A girl walks in the room she asks her my why's my name flower her mom said when you were born a flower fell on your head brick walks in the room jasvidnqzkdvsosbd
Cunt
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I can't stand up when I laugh hard - neither can thay
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer
