Disabled jokes
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Q: What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
A: Leukemia.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
your mom
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!