Disabled Jokes

Guy it was so weird yesterday I saw a guy and he kept repeating the same thing over and over I hate people with dementia I told my mom to get a new mirror but she she won’t listen to me it’s almost like I sand it like 20 times every time I say it

I didn’t know Stephen Hawkins died. Oh god it must have been when I disconnected the wifi

WHat store has the most vegetables... A nursing home

I bulled a handicap today

What is he gonna do stand up for his self

How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ''uuuuuugghghhhgBANG''

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab

what do you get if a disabled person falls of a building Mash potatoes

I can't stand up when I laugh hard - neither can thay

One morning peppy and George came downstairs for Breckfast but they got a plate of juicy bacon there dad had recently gone missing so they ate it quite sadly the next morning they went to school and asked their teacher what is bacon made out of the teacher replied “pigs why?”peppa and George looked horrified

I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when i was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled, Thats a THRILLER.

What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady but no one knew because he couldn't stand up.

Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed

A girl walks in the room she asks her my why's my name flower her mom said when you were born a flower fell on your head brick walks in the room jasvidnqzkdvsosbd