Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
Yo mama!
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
you.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
Cunt.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
