There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
what do you get after a leper has a hot bath.... porridge.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
yo mama
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong
a man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs then he says to his boss, i cant handle all of this,.
you
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
Cunt.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Why did the girl never go upstairs ? Because she had no legs .
Why did the girl fall off the swing. Because she had no arms!
your mom
How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures - he spills coffee on his I pad
Why did the dounstindrom cross the road because there was a zebra crossing !
What did the guy with 2 hands say to the guy with 1 hand
Hi-five
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded
My brother
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