Why did Stephanie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not Stephanie
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We dunno she ain't opened it yet
Downed and brownies
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
why did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock whos there? not sally
Q:What do you call a man in a wheelchair? A: Disabled
What is Stephen hawking favorite lunch-eggs and shoulders.
A blind guy shot up a town, I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black." the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. "Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
no you
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride 2 wheelchairs
What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.
WHat store has the most vegetables... A nursing home
whats steven hawkins favourite meal?
his shoulder
What happens when Steven hawking dies?
Take his I pad to cash convertes
How do chinese people play in spy?
They cant
What's Hellen Keller call her dog?
NAUSHFBUYGWF
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in %10 of their body.
