What a group of Disabled people in a coma called?
A Salad
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
Kill yourself!
What is a "dad?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
Down syndrome and brownies.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
why did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock whos there? not sally
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.
Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
No, you!
