What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
Dick.
So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
Kill yourself!
What is a "dad?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
Down syndrome and brownies.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
why did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock whos there? not sally
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
