Disabled jokes
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Why can't people understand these jokes?
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.