Disabled jokes

A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.

A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀

I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"

I raped a disabled child.

I think she's too far gone to repair now.

Why can’t the blind man find love?

It’s called love at first sight.

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."

I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

What do you call a disabled person who gets high?

Baked potato.

Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!

Mom: Exactly.

Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.

I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.

What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told them twice.

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

What do you call a criminal?

Disarmed and dangerous.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!