Disabled jokes
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.