Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
why can't people understand these jokes?
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
