Disabled

Disabled Jokes

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?

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I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.

A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back

Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!

Mom: Exactly.