Disabled jokes
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
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What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.