Disabled

Disabled Jokes

Basketball

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

Dinosaur

Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.

Cloud

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

Sign

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Knock knock.

WHO'S THERE?

*Starts putting up hand signs.*

Cancer

My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.

Man

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.

Wheelchair

To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.

Friend

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

Girl

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.