What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Disabled Jokes
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Ajay's leg.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
