I was playing basket ball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers yours are already broken.
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Ajay's leg
have you ever heard of hearing aids
yeah me neither
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
What do u call a black person in a swimming pool. Coco pops
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What do you call a person with no arms and legs? You can call himm whatever you want he's not coming.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
