Disabled jokes
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."