It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road . To get it's wheelchair! 😂😂😂
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.