whats fat and wanks over his mom ? guy sheppard
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road . To get it's wheelchair! 😂😂😂
How do they execute paraplegics With the electric wheel chair
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going
BEAN
Sans
This is American politics that is not true
Hey guys Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone he says there name really loud. Billy-Hey guys I just got back from my DADS!! Wait what Billy??
A slag is like the first peace of bread in a loaf everyone touches it but no body wants it.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Why did people bully Steven Hawkins?
Because he couldn't stand up for him self
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves??
Russell
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she
Your mam is gay
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales"
This disabled kid walked up to me so I asked what disease he had. He said Lima. So I said, come again? And he said Lima nuts and I asked if that was a fruit and he said. No I'm a vegetable.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.
