Disability jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂