Disability jokes
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.