Disability jokes
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
I'm stumped.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.