Disability jokes
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
I'm stumped.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.