Disability jokes
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
I'm stumped.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.