Disability jokes
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?