Disability jokes
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.