Disability jokes
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a table, and chairs.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favourite vegetable?
A: The special ed. kid down the street.
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?
A pair of gloves!
Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.