Disability jokes
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.