Disability jokes
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.