Disability jokes
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.