Disability jokes
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
I'm stumped.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.