Disability jokes
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.