Disability jokes
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.