Disability jokes
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.