Disability jokes
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.