Disability jokes

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.

When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.

Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏

Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?

In trouble!

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?

Guarded.

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

What do you call Autistic kids baking?

"Downies" with brownies.

Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.

I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.

How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?

Do you know who Helen Keller is?

Neither did she.

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

Who is the blindest person in the world?

Helen Keller walked into a bar...

And into a table, and into a chair.

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.