Disability jokes
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.