Disability jokes

What is better, autism or Down syndrome?

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

Can disabled enable dark mode?

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?

A baked potato.

A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.

I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?

Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?

It was a dummy run.

This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.

Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.

A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.

But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Where you left it.

So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.

What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

Sum ting wong.

How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.

Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.

What is black and at the top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."