Disability jokes
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Memes
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.