Disability jokes
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
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What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.