Disability jokes
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!