Disability jokes
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Disabled man stands up.
Blind man: “You can stand?”
Deaf man: “You can see?”
Mute man: “You can hear?”
Disabled man: “You can talk?”
Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”
Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.