Alastor jokes

Spider

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

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Alastor memes

Mirror

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

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    • Terrorist

    When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.

    A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.

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    Life

    Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

    The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."
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    hello I'm Skylar and you may remember me from the post like 2 months ago but point is I'm trying to make friends bc I'm lonely af so if u wanna be friends here is what i like: hazbin hotel, hellava boss, cats, family/friends, art [im not good at it tho], dogs, cute stuff/funny stuff. anyways i just wanna make friends and meet people on here and if you dont wanna be friends thats ok! byeee now and btw ALASTOR IS FINEEEEE AF!!!!!

    I'm brees friend, AND BTW ITS BREE TYPING THIS ON MY BESTOES LAPTAWP. SO HERRO CHARLIE! but anygays.. this is my besties skyalrs account and PLEEAASEE. dont call her a bot. YOU TOO COSMO.. but yeah. call her skylar. she likes dandys world and simps 4 alastor if u dont know who that is it ok. and she lowkey scares me smtimes...

    -BREE... and skylar

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