Alastor jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
Community talk
hello I'm Skylar and you may remember me from the post like 2 months ago but point is I'm trying to make friends bc I'm lonely af so if u wanna be friends here is what i like: hazbin hotel, hellava boss, cats, family/friends, art [im not good at it tho], dogs, cute stuff/funny stuff. anyways i just wanna make friends and meet people on here and if you dont wanna be friends thats ok! byeee now and btw ALASTOR IS FINEEEEE AF!!!!!
I'm brees friend, AND BTW ITS BREE TYPING THIS ON MY BESTOES LAPTAWP. SO HERRO CHARLIE! but anygays.. this is my besties skyalrs account and PLEEAASEE. dont call her a bot. YOU TOO COSMO.. but yeah. call her skylar. she likes dandys world and simps 4 alastor if u dont know who that is it ok. and she lowkey scares me smtimes...
-BREE... and skylar
GUYS I MISS ALASTOR