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Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."
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I'm brees friend, AND BTW ITS BREE TYPING THIS ON MY BESTOES LAPTAWP. SO HERRO CHARLIE! but anygays.. this is my besties skyalrs account and PLEEAASEE. dont call her a bot. YOU TOO COSMO.. but yeah. call her skylar. she likes dandys world and simps 4 alastor if u dont know who that is it ok. and she lowkey scares me smtimes...

-BREE... and skylar

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