Alastor jokes

Birthday

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

Terrorist

When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.

A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

Lorax

mike69 · 2 years ago

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

Alligator

(Optional) · 7 years ago

[god creating alligators]

God: See that log?

Angel: Yes...?

God: Now fill it with teeth.

Angel: Say again?

God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!

Theme

PoseidonLm · 3 years ago

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

Meme

Swf · 1 year ago

A still from the animated TV show "Hazbin Hotel" shows a character named Vaggie with an annoyed look on her face on the left. On the right is Alastor, a red deer demon, smiling with a mischievous look on his face. Above the characters are captions. Vaggie is labeled "My Friends" and Alastor is labeled "Me, sending them memes at 3 am."

Grammar

The Radio Demon · 2 years ago

That always annoys me, seeing people mess up your and you’re

The image shows a four-row table with five Hazbin Hotel characters. The table contains speech bubbles with the texts "your gay", "yea", "what about my gay?", "and you're not? Loser." and "*you're" with the third row including "*finger guns*". The first row shows Angel Dust looking unimpressed and responding with "yea" to the initial statement. The second row shows Husk looking confused and asking "what about my gay?". The third row shows Charlie using finger guns. The fourth row shows Angel Dust looking offended and responding with "and you're not? Loser.". The last row shows Alastor correcting the grammar with "*you're".

Life

Alastor Wade. · 2 years ago

Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."

Thought

Alastor Wade. · 2 years ago

Me when I’m trying to fall asleep:

A cartoon image of a character with red hair, sharp teeth, and a red suit holding a glass of champagne. Speech bubbles say: "If you think about it... Thinking about thinking is the hardest sort of thinking there is."

Mind

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a comment section. The first comment by user Demxn Dark asks, "Who in their right mind says that Alastor solos?" The second comment, by user Superior, replies, "Disabled people."

Alastor memes

Community talk

Anonymous

3 months ago

hello I'm Skylar and you may remember me from the post like 2 months ago but point is I'm trying to make friends bc I'm lonely af so if u wanna be friends here is what i like: hazbin hotel, hellava boss, cats, family/friends, art [im not good at it tho], dogs, cute stuff/funny stuff. anyways i just wanna make friends and meet people on here and if you dont wanna be friends thats ok! byeee now and btw ALASTOR IS FINEEEEE AF!!!!!

Anonymous

4 months ago

I'm brees friend, AND BTW ITS BREE TYPING THIS ON MY BESTOES LAPTAWP. SO HERRO CHARLIE! but anygays.. this is my besties skyalrs account and PLEEAASEE. dont call her a bot. YOU TOO COSMO.. but yeah. call her skylar. she likes dandys world and simps 4 alastor if u dont know who that is it ok. and she lowkey scares me smtimes...

-BREE... and skylar

Anonymous

1 year ago

GUYS I MISS ALASTOR

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