Disability jokes
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
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People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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