Disability jokes
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Memes
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.