Disability jokes
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.