Disability jokes
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
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What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.