Disability jokes
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Disabled man stands up.
Blind man: “You can stand?”
Deaf man: “You can see?”
Mute man: “You can hear?”
Disabled man: “You can talk?”
Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”
Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD