Disability jokes
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Disabled man stands up.
Blind man: “You can stand?”
Deaf man: “You can see?”
Mute man: “You can hear?”
Disabled man: “You can talk?”
Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”
Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.