Disability jokes
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."