Disability jokes
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
I'm stumped.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"