Disability jokes
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.