Disability jokes
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Most pakis are disabled.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.