Disability jokes
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
I'm deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who I met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess I didn't see the signs at the time.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.