He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Disability Jokes
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
An autistic kid.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
