Disability jokes
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
I have cripple and depression.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.