Disability jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
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What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.