Disability jokes
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Most pakis are disabled.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
An autistic kid.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.