Disability jokes

John Cena

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.

Hand

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, you got to hand it to her.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

People

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

Cancer

There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.

Song

What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.

Wheelchair

You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?

They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?

Language

Why do you joke about Helen Keller?

She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!

Dog

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

I would too if my name was Braille.