What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Disability Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
