Disability jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
He lost Wifi connection...
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.