Disability jokes
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
"What do we want?" "HEARING AIDS!" "When do we want them?" "HEARING AIDS!"
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
Did you know Hellen Keller has a pool?
Neither did she.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him:
Wife: "Why is your face all bloody?"
Husband: "I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up, so I kept falling on my face!"
Wife: "Idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!"
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.
What is black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Community talk
Cosmo is my weird autistic dyslexic beautiful disabled loveable father <3
@matt, is there a reason I can't delete all my old stuff? Like is it just cuz it's 2 years old? Is there a timer or smth? Also if there is a reason, could u A) disable it for this acc, I wanna delete every, but I was a dumb and rasict fuck.
B) delete everything for me, (I'd advise not, cuz that's not ur job and I'm happy to do it
C) see point A)
And ik you could say it's my fault, which is it I'm not avoiding that, but I'm also not avoiding how badly I used to treat ppl and shitty ass stuff I used to post was wrong. So please?
Hey, you can now disable the AI animals in posts by having the post creator or a moderator write #noai, either in the post text itself or as a comment. To turn the AI back on, just delete the comment again.