Newest Dinner Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Would be funny but I’d rather not get beat to death.

Me: having dinner at her house*
Her: can you pass the salt daddy?
Me and her father reaching
out for the salt:

what happens when you eat a cat I love to eat cats for dinner

A turkey, some crab legs and some
string sausage and nobody will ever ask
you to make a holiday dinner again.

I was out dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

WHEN YOU TELLA SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE
JOKE AT THE DINNER TABLE
YOU:
YOUR BROTHER:
THE GUEST:
YOUR MOM:
ifunny.co

Me walking down to the
family dinner pretending
that I didn't just yell
racial slurs to a 10yo
over a game:
*GO DOWNSTAIRS TO KITCHEN
@sigma_gorilla

Dating 101

Heres what you do:

1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting

Hehehehe toastie >:)

What's your favorite meal of the day... breakfast, lunch or dinner?
And what is the food?
My answer is
• Dinner and Burritos
Your answer
Toast
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When she on top and it slips
out and misses on re-entry
in
IG: @tinderfeed
When he asks you to warm up
dinner

My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board

“No I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken”.

It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom.

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”

What did the twin towers order for dinner

2 large planes

Here are 20 jokes for you:

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them! How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb! Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs! Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels! Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems! How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer! I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.

What is King kong FOR dinner? Humans

Why did the orphan have a empty bowl Because they already ate their supper

my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;