Dinner jokes

This is really mean...

A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.

Her boyfriend said "Hi."

I said, "Knife to meet you!"

There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.

I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?

Survival Guilt.

Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?

White Castle.

What is a definition of tight?

A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."

What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.

How many babies does it take to make dinner?

Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.

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I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.