I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
What is a definition of tight?
A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
you.
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
