Difference jokes
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Memes
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.