Difference jokes
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.