Difference jokes
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.