Difference jokes
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog? It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What is the difference between a woman and a knife?
The knife has a point.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
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This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.