Difference jokes

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?

Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?

It's white and it's brown.

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air.

Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?

John: I don't know.

Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...

What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?

We don't live in their heads.

What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?

The fish can't go fast.

A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?

B: I don't know.

A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...

B: ...

What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?

One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.

What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?

I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.

What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?

One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.

What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?

A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get it's stripes.

What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's the difference between a pizza & a person?

A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?

Beets stain your teeth.