Difference jokes

What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?

I actually come back with the milk.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?

When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.

What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.

What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?

A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"

A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a good driver.

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?

All-star gay mix

Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.

Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.

So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.

The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.

What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.