Difference jokes
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.