Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.