Difference jokes

What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.

What's the difference between a casino and a church?

You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air.

Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?

A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.

Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.

What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's the difference between a pizza & a person?

A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...

What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?

Beets stain your teeth.

What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?

...Rape.

What's the difference between a plane and a woman?

At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.

What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?

The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.

How are genders different than the Twin Towers?

There are two genders.

What's the difference between a baby and putty?

You can only eat one.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.

What is the difference between an American and a computer?

An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.