Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
What is the difference between a woman and a knife?
The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet? Beets stain your teeth.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.