Difference jokes

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

What's the difference between a casino and a church?

You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.

What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?

The word "art."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?

Guns only have one trigger.

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.

What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's the difference between a pizza & a person?

A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?

Beets stain your teeth.

What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?

...Rape.

What's the difference between a plane and a woman?

At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.

How are genders different than the Twin Towers?

There are two genders.

What's the difference between a baby and putty?

You can only eat one.