Difference jokes

What's the difference between a plane and a woman?

At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.

What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?

The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.

How are genders different than the Twin Towers?

There are two genders.

What's the difference between a baby and putty?

You can only eat one.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.

What is the difference between an American and a computer?

An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.

Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.

What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?

Nothing.

What's the difference between family and cats...

Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?

Several hundred calories.

There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can actually call home.

What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?

At least the mountain has two hills.

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."