What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute? You can get on with a prostitute!
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it
Whatâs the difference between someoneâs wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
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What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up perform fellatio
Whatâs the difference between me and Chester Bennington? I know how to use an exercise band.
whats the difference between andy and acne acne waited until adam could talk before coming on his face
What's the difference between steven hawkings and a baby - the baby is still alive'\
Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
What's the difference between a baby and a ball. If you inflate the ball it won't explode.
what is the diffrence between a blond and a nazi
the blond survived
what's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into someone's pants
How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of the is a police officer.
what's the difference between cancer and a baby... There is none
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
Whatâs the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty, the Statue of Liberty stands for something! đ
