Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.