Difference jokes
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.