Difference jokes
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Your face.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.