Difference

Difference jokes

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.

Outlaw

What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted :)

Emo

What do my balls and emos have in common?

...Nothing, they both hang themselves...

Emo

What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?

When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!

Ugliness

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

Memes

Emo

What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.

Trampoline

What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

Orphan

What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

Cake

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

Microwave

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

Chinese

What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?

One lasts long and another doesn't.

Jesus

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.

Orphan

What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?

If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.

Bullet

What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?

At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

School Bus

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.