Difference jokes
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.