Difference jokes
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
What's the difference between Jane Doe and a field?
A field gets harvested in the fall, while Jane Doe gets plowed.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.