Difference jokes
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Memes
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.