Difference jokes
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
Memes
Gordon really should get on my grandma’s level🤌
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!