Difference jokes

What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?

...Rape.

What's the difference between a plane and a woman?

At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.

How are genders different than the Twin Towers?

There are two genders.

What's the difference between a baby and putty?

You can only eat one.

Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.

What is the difference between an American and a computer?

An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.

What's the difference between family and cats...

Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.

What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?

Nothing.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?

Several hundred calories.

There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.

What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted :)

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?

At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.