Difference jokes

Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.

What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?

Nothing.

What's the difference between family and cats...

Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?

Several hundred calories.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can actually call home.

What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?

At least the mountain has two hills.

What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...

Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.

What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?

One lasts long and another doesn't.

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted :)