Difference Jokes

19_What's the difference between a woman and a freezer? Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse? i don't eat the fruit.

What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me

Your hairline so far back it was in a different time zone on a flight with you

Here are 4 different ways to do UwU 1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO

What is the difference between orphans dad and a boomerang?? Oh.....one comes back

What's the difference between my dad and Nemo? Don't know still haven't found them.

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes? You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

Q: What difference between Americans and Africans? A: some of them have food and some of them don't have food.

whats the difference between 5 cocks and a Joke? I can't take I joke

You know the difference between happy tailgators and angry tailgators?

Happy tailgators know how to throw a party.

What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.

What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.

What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?

The subway guy DIDN’T get away with it...

what is the differance from an orphan and a homeless nothing haha

What’s the difference between Rosa parks and Muhammad Ali?

One fought for freedom the other fought for fun

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and the orange. The taste good.

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."