Difference jokes

How are genders different than the Twin Towers?

There are two genders.

What's the difference between a baby and putty?

You can only eat one.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.

What is the difference between an American and a computer?

An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

What's the difference between family and cats...

Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?

Nothing.

Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.

What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?

Several hundred calories.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.

Your hairline is in a different area code.

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.

What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.