Difference

Difference jokes

Yo mama

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

Jelly

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.

Race

What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...

Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Dad

What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?

Santa got the milk.

Guy

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

Memes

Taco Bell

What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?

KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.

People

Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?

Feminazi

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Orphan

What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can actually call home.

Mountain

What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?

At least the mountain has two hills.

Pizza

Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?

A: The pizza can support a family of four.

Watermelon

What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?

One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.

Dad

What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.

Pickpocket

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

Purpose

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

Tomato

Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?

A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

Emo girl

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

Orphan

What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?

A normal kid has a family.