Difference jokes
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
Memes
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.