Difference

Difference Jokes

Hole

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

Feminist

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.

Dad

What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?

About 15 stone.

Calculator

Type this in your calculator:

5 days a week (type in 5),

6 different classes (type in 6),

7 hours a day (type in 7),

x

2 semesters (type in 2),

=

flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).

Seal

What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?

They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"

Egg

What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg.

Girlfriend

Me and my brother talking about relationships.

Me: We live kind of differently.

Brother: We're sort of alike.

Me: We're not alike.

Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!

My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!

Costume

So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

Orphan

What is the difference between an American and an orphan?

They don't have a home to get their guns.

Mom

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

Male

What is the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

School

What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?

Black people don't shoot up schools.

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  • Michael Jackson

    What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...

    They're both plastic and kids turn them on.

    Jesus

    What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?

    I don't worship Jesus.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?

    I don't have a Porsche in the garage.

    Baby

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?

    A dead baby can't feed a family.

    Baby

    What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?

    A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.

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  • Mom

    What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.