Difference jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?

Several hundred calories.

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.

What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?

Nothing.

What's the difference between family and cats...

Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.

Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?

What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?

Santa got the milk.

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?

A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can actually call home.