Difference jokes

What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?

...Rape.

What's the difference between a plane and a woman?

At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.

How are genders different than the Twin Towers?

There are two genders.

What's the difference between a baby and putty?

You can only eat one.

Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.

What is the difference between an American and a computer?

An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.

What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?

Several hundred calories.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.

What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?

Nothing.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

What's the difference between family and cats...

Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.

There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.

Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?

A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.

Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?

What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.

What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...

Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?

Santa got the milk.

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.