Difference jokes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.