Difference

Difference Jokes

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5 days a week (type in 5),

6 different classes (type in 6),

7 hours a day (type in 7),

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2 semesters (type in 2),

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flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).

Me and my brother talking about relationships.

Me: We live kind of differently.

Brother: We're sort of alike.

Me: We're not alike.

Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!

My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!

So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

What is the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?

Black people don't shoot up schools.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?

I don't worship Jesus.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?

I don't have a Porsche in the garage.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?

A dead baby can't feed a family.

What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?

A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.

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What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.