Difference jokes

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.

What's the difference between family and cats...

Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.

What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?

Nothing.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?

Several hundred calories.

There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.

What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted :)

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?

One lasts long and another doesn't.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.

What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?

At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.

What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can actually call home.

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?

At least the mountain has two hills.