Difference Jokes

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.

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Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.

what's the difference between a feminist and a knife? one has a point.

Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun." Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?" Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?" Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna." Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?" Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."

What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

What's the difference between light and hard?

It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.

What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family

What's the difference between drugs and kids?

I don't sell drugs.

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

I don’t put fruit in a blender.

What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.

What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.