Difference

Difference Jokes

Cat

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.

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  • Feminist

    What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

    One of them has a POINT:)

    Priest

    What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.

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  • Time

    Q: What’s the difference between me and you?

    A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

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  • Blonde

    What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.

    Tuna

    Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."

    Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"

    Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"

    Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

    Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"

    Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."

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  • Bird

    What’s the difference between a bird and a human?

    “We don’t eat with our peckers.”

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  • Light

    What's the difference between light and hard?

    It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.

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  • Frog

    What is Green and Red and goes round and round?

    A frog in a blender.

    (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)

    What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

    One can support an average family.

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  • Drug

    What's the difference between drugs and kids?

    I don't sell drugs.

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  • Dead Baby

    What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

    I don’t put fruit in a blender.

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  • Baby

    What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?

    The cat is still alive.

    What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?

    Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.

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  • Cop

    What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

    Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.

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  • Garden

    I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

    Washing Machine

    What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?

    The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.

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  • Coconut

    What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?

    One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.

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  • Fairytale

    What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."

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  • Refrigerator

    What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

    Rook

    What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.