Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan.. So your the one !
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
you wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "a refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it"
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Today is sad my sister got hit by a car and I lost my license as a driver
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a jue
One come out the chamber
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad
