Difference jokes

What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.

What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?

One stays quiet forever...

What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.

How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.

What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?

They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?

R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.

Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

A: One got to finish a race.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?

One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)

what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.