Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office? Only one of them is scared.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.