Difference jokes

Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.

What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.

What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?

They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?

R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?

One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)

what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

A: One got to finish a race.

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?

SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.

What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.

what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.