Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Memes
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.