Difference

Difference Jokes

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it’s tail, and the other TAGS A WHALE!

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.