what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
Difference Jokes
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.