Difference jokes
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
Q. What's the difference between an assassinated Healthcare CEO and Old Yeller?
A. I cried when they shot Old Yeller.
Memes
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.