Difference jokes
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Memes
My boy be hittin different
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)