Difference

Difference Jokes

Life

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?

The ant knows where home is.

Husband

Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”

Wife: “ok... what is it?”

Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”

Light Bulb

What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?

You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.

Palestinian

What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

Face

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my face.

Bench

What's the difference between you and a bench?

A bench can hold a family.

CEO

Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?

A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.

Hooker

What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.

Vanilla

What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?

Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.

Man

What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?

One was born burnt.

Man

Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!

Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!

Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!

Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!

What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”

How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!

What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!

Zit

I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

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  • Dog

    It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.

    An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.

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  • Nothing

    What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.

    People

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

    They both collapsed.

    Emo

    What's the difference between an apple and emos?

    They both hang on trees.

    Twin Towers

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

    The Twin Towers hit the ground.