Difference jokes

What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.

What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?

I don’t like the taste of broccoli.

What's the difference between me and a rope?

The rope doesn't hang from itself.

What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?

You decide.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?

You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.

What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?

A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.

What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.

What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

What’s the difference between a priest and target?

Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?

Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.

(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)

Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”

Wife: “ok... what is it?”

Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”

What's the difference between you and a bench?

A bench can hold a family.

I got kicked out of the hospital.

Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.

What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?

Nothing, they both ran off.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.