Difference jokes
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
Q. What's the difference between an assassinated Healthcare CEO and Old Yeller?
A. I cried when they shot Old Yeller.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."