Difference

Difference Jokes

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.

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What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?

With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest, after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player? The frog might be on his way to a gig!

What’s the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.