Whats the difference between the titanic and georgie from 'It'.Georgie floated
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple... you never see a pimple come on a little boys face.
What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest, after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
what is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humour? Dark humour never dies!
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player? The frog might be on his way to a gig!
I troll under different usernames, I'm abit all over the place mentally.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan..? One gets chosen :)
What’s the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What's The Difference Between A Rubber And Micheal Jackson? Nothing, Kids Tounch Them Both.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious
What is the difference between a woman and a ice? The ice always comes back