Whats the difference between crazy people and regular people.
We don't live in their heads
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin? B: I don't know A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful... B: ..
whats the difference between you and Hitler at lest he knows how to use a oven
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
what's the difference between u your uncle your dad one didn't go in the closet
What’s the difference between 911 and a abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
Whats the difference between an ISIS militant base and a pakistani childrens school?
I dont know, i just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
.......Rape.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman
At least the the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker? Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home from a wheelchair
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug
Nothing
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad
Santa got the milk
