whats the difference of your birth and 911 one was planed
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erect*on?” Wife: “ok... what is it?” Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now”.
what's the difference between u and a bench? a bench can hold a family.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener? One of them is an outside job
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke life fucks your until you stop breathing,a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan? The ant knows were home is.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend? One bails her hay and the other heils her bae.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
what the difference between a emo and a banana they both hang like apples
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest
That both like lil boys
Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?
The second hand book was loved once..
what is the difference between a woman and my fridge.
only one moans when i put my meat in it
What's the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers serial killers are wanted
Q:What’s the difference between black panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns”
what the difference between and orphan and a vegetable? The vegetable gets picked.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
What’s the difference between a child and someone who been kidnapped?? One of them is a domesticated pet
