Difference Jokes

What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

The look on their face when you're nailing them.

What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.

What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.

A meme featuring two images: one of Matt Murdock (Daredevil) smiling and wearing sunglasses, and another of Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch) looking distressed. The text reads, "What's the difference between Matt Murdock and Wanda Maximoff? One knows how to cope without vision."

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.

What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?

No seriously, what is it?

What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

One comes out of the chamber.

What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.

What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?

A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?

A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.