What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
Difference Jokes
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
