19. It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
What's the difference between my dad and my step dad? My step dad beat my ass before he left
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree
Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck
whats the difference between life and death......life hurts
what’s the difference between a lamborghini and a dead body? i don’t have a lamborghini in my garage.
What is the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
whats the difrence between hitler and you
one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs
whats the difference between my arm and my stomach???? my stomach isnt ripped
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What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target? The drone guy didn't know either.
whats the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isnt sharp
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage
