Difference jokes
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
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What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.