Difference jokes
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
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What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.