Difference

Difference jokes

Gun

    • What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

    The bear has common sense not to fire it.

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    • Newborn

    • What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?

    You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.

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    • Difference memes

    Baby

    • What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

    I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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    • Dark Humor

    • "Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."

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    • Fan

    • What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?

    When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.

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    • Yo mama

    • What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

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    • Farmer

    • What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?

    One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.

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    • Ring

    • What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.

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    • Mom

    • What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

    The washer doesn't take loads for free.

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