What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Difference Jokes
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
