What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
what is the difference between a woman and my fridge.
only one moans when i put my meat in it
What’s the difference between a child and someone who been kidnapped?? One of them is a domesticated pet
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest
That both like lil boys
Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?
The second hand book was loved once..
what the difference between and orphan and a vegetable? The vegetable gets picked.
what do you call a different spaghetti? an impasta! papyrus: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS? sans: what? papyrus:AN IMPASTA sans: good one
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" For 5 different men.
Q:What’s the difference between black panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns”
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing they both ran off
what the difference between a emo and a banana they both hang like apples
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
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What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!!!
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe a hoe can wash her crack and sell it again
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
what's the difference between a screw and a hooker you cant unscrew the hooker
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?...
Herpes stays around
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