What is the difference between a rock and my gf. One is rock hard and the other is Dwayne Johnson
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy? The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
What does an eighty year old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty year old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
whats the diffrence between a homeless person and a car only one gets fuel
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad my stepdad did it beat cancer
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it's skin off.
What the difference between a lambo and 200 children in my basement, one screams the children don’t
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist? The word art
What's the difference between me and cancer? Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
Whats the difference between your dad and grocery shopping he didn't come back with the milk
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player showers.
Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt cry when you put your fingers in it.
What’s the difference between milk and the air
At least the air will always be there for me
What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.
What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
what diffrence between friends and family one actully real
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?
a lot of things
Whats the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
